An open letter to tailgaters

Dear tailgater,

First, allow me to apologize for my inconsideration for even thinking that I am worthy enough to drive on the same road that you use.

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I completely understand that I am a nobody, and that I am getting in the way between you and your more important life. I promise you that the next time I spot you in my rear-view mirror coming from 10 kilometers away, that I will go beyond the permissible speed limit by at least 40 - 60 kilometers per hour to attempt overtaking the queue of other peasants like me who are driving on the next lane; all in time so you may have a clear passage through. I certainly do not wish to cause you any discomfort whatsoever by you being forced to use the breaks in order to slow down to normal speed limits. Should I somehow accidentally not notice you being driving behind me until you find it inconveniently necessary to use your high head lights, rest assured that I will try to shift as dangerously close as possible to the car on my right to make enough room for you to over-take me from the left.

I thank you for your understanding, and I promise you that I will try my best to not use the road as much as possible in order to keep it clear for your sole use.

Best regards,

Your average worthless common driver

(follow me on twitter: @JaberRami)